I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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