Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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