I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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