Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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