How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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