You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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