so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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