i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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