hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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