we're blogging at a bar
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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