There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I just found a bag of teeth...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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