the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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