I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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