What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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