I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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