Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
porn star boner night. come get it.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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