..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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