Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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