She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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