I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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