I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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