she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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