I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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