Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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