she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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