your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
