I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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