Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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