Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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