I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
