Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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