conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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