whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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