goodnight i made you a song goodbye
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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