I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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