i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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