I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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