Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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