I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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