after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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