she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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