I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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