yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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