i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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