is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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