we're blogging at a bar
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Randomize
