my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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