If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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