So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize
