once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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