we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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