Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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